Submitted by inspirinquotes
Christmas
- rich kids: my mom didn't buy me the right color ipad
- me: i got a pretty cool pair of socks that I needed
- rich kids: UGH, this is the wrong model phone!!!!!!
- me: well, i got a neat $20 gift certificate for some-
- rich kids: and they didn't even get me the right laptop!
- me: shucks. i like my pair of pants that i got though
- rich kids: OMG AND A BMW INSTEAD OF A MERCEDES?!
- me: ok now i think you're-
- rich kids: DOES MOTHER NOT LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?!
- me: listen, i really think that-
- rich kids: WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPEN
- me: stfu
Hey society, look! It’s the same damn stuff. So uh, lemme walk around topless yeah?
