Christmas

  • rich kids: my mom didn't buy me the right color ipad
  • me: i got a pretty cool pair of socks that I needed
  • rich kids: UGH, this is the wrong model phone!!!!!!
  • me: well, i got a neat $20 gift certificate for some-
  • rich kids: and they didn't even get me the right laptop!
  • me: shucks. i like my pair of pants that i got though
  • rich kids: OMG AND A BMW INSTEAD OF A MERCEDES?!
  • me: ok now i think you're-
  • rich kids: DOES MOTHER NOT LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?!
  • me: listen, i really think that-
  • rich kids: WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPEN
  • me: stfu

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gdayalexmarie:

Hey society, look! It’s the same damn stuff. So uh, lemme walk around topless yeah?

gdayalexmarie:

Hey society, look! It’s the same damn stuff. So uh, lemme walk around topless yeah?

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